QUOTE OF THE DAY I’m a really big ELVIS fan... “I think the reason we did the whole ELVIS thing was because, y’know... He’s from Vegas” Britney Spears “So where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?...” Christina Aguilera “...of course, Jim Morrison’s dead now, which is a high price to pay for immortality” Gloria Estefan “The Miss World contest is still popular, even if it has its fair share of knockers...” Julia Morley, Organiser "If I didn't do this well,  I just wouldn't have anything to do  ...I can't cook, and I'd be a  terrible housewife."  Freddie Mecury "I don't walk, I sort of tumble.  My legs are always trying to catch up with my head" Ozzy Osbourne "People say I swear a lot.  That's B*ll*cks!"  Charlotte Church (The voice of an angel) What’s WAL-MART?...  “Do they sell, like wall stuff?...”  Paris Hilton “The cool thing about being famous is travelling... I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.” Britney Spears whoops she did it again! - Ed "Being in a band you can wear whatever you want...  it's like an excuse for halloween everyday." Gwen Stefani "I’d rather be dead, than singing ‘SATISFACTION’ when I’m FORTY FIVE!” Mick Jagger One side probably is, the other is right down the middle, solid as a rock” David Bowie, 1976 "Me a schizophrenic?... Home Fan Page The Team Sideways with a Badger... Adult Oriented Rock